What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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