- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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