Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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