A miserable man committed suicide.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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