A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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