Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

I put my baby in a microwave.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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