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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A house comes around the corner.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

race-car = rac-ecar

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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