Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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