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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

your mom was so fat that she died.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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