Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What is life? Paul.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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