- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??