- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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