What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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