- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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