- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

I'm Coming

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.