What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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12 in general

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Cripples are lame.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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