- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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