a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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