- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

You know what's cool? Yep.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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