A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What? Huh?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's 9+10? 19

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A women left the kitchen.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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