Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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