Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Jack Stevens

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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