- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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