- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

So a bar walks into a man...

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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