- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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