- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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