- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

guess what? bannanas

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