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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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