- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Jesus Christ

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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