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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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