- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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