- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What's just not right? Left

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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