- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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