- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Cripples are lame.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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