Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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This isn't funny.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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