Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Gay rights.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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69.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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