- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Apple hates Blackberry.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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