whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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