Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

I have cancer. And you're next.

this website is a bad joke

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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