- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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