- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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