Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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