A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Donald Trump

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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