A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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12 in general

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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