Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Women's Rights

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

you just read an anti-joke

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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