Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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