What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

bangers and mash?

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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