- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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