what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man goes to the potty.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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