Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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womens rights

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hi

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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