- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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