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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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