Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Yellow People !!

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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men's rights activists

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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