- Anti Joke

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..