A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Weaner

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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