- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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