Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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