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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

i found waldo.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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