- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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