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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

a black man pays his child support

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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