why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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