John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Knock knock. Its open.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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