- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Please ignore this statement.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Liverpool City Football Club

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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