What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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