- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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