Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

13 =B you just learned something

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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