- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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