Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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no.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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