- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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