- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Allah walked into AK Bar

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

These Jokes suck.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Neither did she.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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