- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

my penis

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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