What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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knock knock? come in

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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123 f*ck off

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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