- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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