- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Go away still nothing to see

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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