What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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