Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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