What page are you on The gay page.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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women's rights.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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