- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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