Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

hi penis ham telephone

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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