Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Yellow People !!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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