- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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