A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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womans having rights.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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