- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people having a Job.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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