- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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