Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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