A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

If you just read this, You're dead.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

star wars kid

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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