What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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womens rights

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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bite me

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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