What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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