- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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