- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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