A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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