- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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