Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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I'm tired.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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