Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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