took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Communism hehe xd

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Anti Joke

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