What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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