- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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