- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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