A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Women's professional sports

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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