- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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