- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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