roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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