Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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