- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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