- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

GOODBYE

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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