- Anti Joke

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Guess what? I like trains.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.