- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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