- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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