Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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