- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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