Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

no.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

are you saying pam, or pan?

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