- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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