- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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