why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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