- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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