What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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