Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Corn Muffins

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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