What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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