- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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