- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Good job, son.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

time to spruce up!

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

I have a really funny joke.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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