What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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