- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

woman's rights

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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