- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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