an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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