- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A young baby died.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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