- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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