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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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