once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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like if your cool

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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