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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A gay man watches football.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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