Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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WNBA

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Tilt your screen back

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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