So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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TRICERATOPS!

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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