- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How you know when dislextic

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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