- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A russian gives away vodka.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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