- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Pickles are powerful

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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