- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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