What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Connor is homo

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

MAKE

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

Anti Joke

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