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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Chuck Norris.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the dog die? He was old

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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