What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Tilt your screen back .

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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