- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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