- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

rent a cops

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why are white people white? I don't know

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