- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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