What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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