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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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