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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

womens rights

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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