A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Tilt your screen back .

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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