There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

He--Hey guys

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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