- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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