- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Communism hehe xd

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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