- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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