- Anti Joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.