Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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