- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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