- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

bangers and mash?

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Women's rights.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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