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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why did the blue berry cross the road

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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