the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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autistic kids rock

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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360 NO SCOPE

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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