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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

are u black unlucky

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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