- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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