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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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