- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Antoni Wilkinsin

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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