How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Potassium? K.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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