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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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