Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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