y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

guess what>? your mum lol

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Penis chickens

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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