two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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